Sideshow: Will, Jada not kaput? Well, here, try this
In Touch gets points for persistence. As all the world knows, that mag was the source - the only source - of the Jada Pinkett Smith/Will Smith breakup thing. The Smiths denied it. So did a tweet supposedly by their son Trey. Pish-tosh, objurgates the maga
In Touch gets points for persistence. As all the world knows, that mag was the source - the only source - of the
Jada Pinkett Smith
/
Will Smith
breakup thing. The Smiths denied it. So did a tweet supposedly by their son
Trey
. Pish-tosh, objurgates the magazine! Maybe, um, uh, maybe it wasn't Trey, but an
Imposter Tweeter
!!! Will and Jada have to be breaking up! They just do!!!! In Touch quotes an
Anonymous Friend
who, friendly-like, says the couple's recent public shopping jaunt in Malibu was "all for show"! In Touch stands by its Smith-ereening story. It front-pages a tale of Jada, wild as a human
Hurricane Irene
, stealing
Marc Anthony
from
Jennifer Lopez
.
Two marriages destroyed
!
What the Kards are doing
Kim Kardashian
spent shmacktillions on her wedding, and now she's having trouble with . . .
goats?
She and new hub
Kris Humphries
encountered goat traffic jams while goofing round Italy on their pre-honey-thing. . . . Meantime, Kim's mommy,
Kris Jenner
, continues her insidious plan of world domination. She manages Kris, Kim, and
Khloé
: They call her the Momager. Now she's going to be a fill-in host on
The Talk
(CBS) and on
Today
(NBC). There will be no escape!!!
Spanish six-pack
That Rafael Nadal, he can sure wear underpants! This he does in the new fall Armani ads. He and Megan Fox did ads for the Armani army in January, and this fall, he displays more of himself.
Famed single doubles up
Well,
that
makes it official!
Jennifer Aniston
has rented a two-bedroom house in the Hollywood Hills with presumptive squeeze
Justin Theroux
. Here, too, In Touch is helpful, quoting
Anonymous Friend
again, who says Jenn says sex with JT is the best she's ever had.
And in other news . . .
In the day's biggest shock, Britney Spears tells People that had she not gone celeb, she'd have become a teacher. . . . Yanks shortstop Derek Jeter has reportedly split from gf Minka Kelly after three years. So says her rep. Three years is a long time for the famously nonmarried Jeet. . . . Lindsay Sloane is pregnant with a girl with hubby Dar Rollins. . . . The Gilbert Sisters, Sara and Melissa, are gettin' up and gettin' out. Sara is splitting from gf Allison Adler, and Melissa has filed to be sundered from hub Bruce Boxleitner. . . . Didja see those cool images of that Black Hole gulping down that Star, from the NASA Swift space telescope? Looked like the Wing Bowl.