Tattle: Hef's ex: My mamms are worth a mil
NO ONE COULD ever fault former Playboy bunny/Hef honey Holly Madison for her lack of business sense. Madison confirmed to People magazine that she has insured her breasts for a whopping $1 million. She did not confirm if she played favorites and insured one for more than the other, or if she simply did a $500K split down the middle. "If anything hap
NO ONE COULD ever fault former Playboy bunny/Hef honey Holly Madison for her lack of business sense.
Madison confirmed to People magazine that she has insured her breasts for a whopping $1 million. She did not confirm if she played favorites and insured one for more than the other, or if she simply did a $500K split down the middle. "If anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars," Madison said. "I thought I'd cover my assets."
Madison insured her ladies at Lloyd's of London, which is famous for insuring celebrity body parts, a trend that can be traced back to the 1920s when cross-eyed vaudeville star Ben Turpin could have collected $20,000 if his eyes miraculously went straight.
Other famed - if not confirmed - policies include $1 billion for Jennifer Lopez's bodacious butt and Mariah Carey's gams. Madison isn't the first to insure her funbags, either; Dolly Parton insured her 42" chest for $600,000. "I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed," the Backwoods Barbie once said.
"I think they're getting the credit they deserve," Madison told People. "They're my primary moneymakers right now."
Nothing on Kate's slate
Looks like Kate Gosselin might need to file for unemployment. A source tells the Huffington Post that Gosselin is having a harder time finding a job than she thought she would. Her show, "Kate Plus 8" (formerly "Jon and Kate Plus 8"), aired its last episode earlier this month.
"She has approached many different networks, including pitching a travel-show idea to her old network, TLC, but so far no one has said yes," the source said. "She assumed that given her fame, producers and networks would be knocking her over with job offers and is, to say the least, very surprised that she hasn't received a single one."
Baby Bumps
* Mike Myers' wife, Kelly Tisdale, gave birth to a boy named Spike nearly two weeks ago, according to Life & Style.
* Jessica Simpson recently eschewed booze at her fiancée Eric Johnson's 32nd birthday party, leading many to speculate that she has a bun in the oven. In Touch also says that Simpson took 10 pregnancy tests and they all came back positive.
* While promoting her Pulse fragrance, Beyoncé said that, due to her pregnancy, husband Jay-Z's signature scent has become gag-worthy. "I smell everything," she said. "If it smells bad, I smell it. My husband's fragrance, his one that I always love, I hate right now."
Us Weekly is also reporting that B says that she doesn't know the sex of her babe, but sources say that she bought a pair of pink Christian Louboutin baby booties. We assume they come with a red sole.