WONDER what Chase Utley's 33rd birthday will be like Saturday? Since the Phils second baseman's no longer the only man of the house - he and wife Jen welcomed firstborn Benjamin Cooper into the world on Dec. 2 - chances are, he's not going to be whooping it up on his big day. Still, he has big news in the stars. Come January, Utley will be psyched to have a project finished. And all next year, he'll be mega-psyched to be part of his just-expanded family. Here's hoping big brother Jack (the family's rescued pit mix) and the Utleys' cats will be just as happy to have a wee slugger around. Birds running back Ronnie Brown barely touches 30 today. Flyers defenseman-turned-WIP color man Bundy Therien ships 40 on Wednesday. Long-lost Boyz II Men original member Michael "Bass" McCary doesn't miss his 40th on Friday. Saturday, Chris "Hardball" Matthews nearly screams 66. Sunday, Haddon Township-raised movie mogul Steven Spielberg smashes 65, and former Sixer Bobby "Sixth Man" Jones merits 60.

- Lauren McCutcheon