Honey Boo Boo's parents split

THE TROUBLES the NFL has found itself in can all be traced back to an elevator video showing Ravens running back Ray Rice throwing the meanest of punches across then-fiancee Janay Palmer's face. It was a Pandora's Box, courtesy of TMZ, which was also kind enough to provide 90 percent of today's Celebrityville. Read on and enjoy.

Yesterday

* Mama June and Sugar Bear Thompson appear to be done-zo, never a good term to apply to a common-law marriage, TMZ.com reported. Honey Boo Boo's pa, real name Mike Thompson, was caught seeking women on the dating site plentyoffish.com with the handle "Georgiafightere31054."

"I love to hunt fish and ride 4wheelers and have a good time. i luve muddy Boggs and love to ride in the mudd," Sugar Bear's profile reads. The pair, who never officially married, issued a statement to TMZ saying they decided "to take some time apart to figure out some things in our relationship." Mama June, real name June Shannon, has stopped wearing her commitment ring.

The producers of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," meanwhile, are in a state of "uh-oh."

"Regardless of what happens the girls will always be our #1 priority," the exes said in the statement. "We want to thank ya'll for your support."

* English nanny and former reality star Jo Frost has reached out to the NFL to help them with their Adrian Peterson problem, TMZ.com reported.

The "Supernanny," who knows how to handle kids and adults, said she was "very saddened" when she saw how Peterson took to the switch and "disciplined" his young son. Turns out, Frost recently worked on an EpiPen promotional campaign with Peterson so she actually knows him.

"He needs parental coaching," said Frost, who also called Peterson. "And I hope he picks up the phone."

Thursday

Twerker-in-Charge Miley Cyrus, always the arbiter of solid decisions, got spanked on stage with the Mexican flag. In Monterrey, Mexico.

Now some Mexican politicians want her prosecuted for the act, TMZ reported. Too bad, the laws regarding inappropriate use of a flag aren't exactly a deterrent: Cyrus is looking at a $1,200 fine and 36 hours in la carcel.

Wednesday

Miss New York, Kira Kazantsev, who's now also the newest Miss America, has some big-time haters thanks to LinkedIn, according to the Huffington Post. Her profile lists a three-month stint with a Planned Parenthood office on Long Island and in some parts, that may mean you're the devil.

Kazantsev reportedly assisted with education programs.

LifeNews.com wrote: "So the woman representing the nation as the new Miss America interned for the very organization that has killed millions of Americans in abortions."

And so on.

Tuesday

Why is Celebrityville just learning that Philly legend Patti LaBelle is being sued in a Houston courtroom?

An attorney for Richard King, an ex-West Point cadet, told jurors that the singer ordered her 400-pound security guard to beat up the cadet outside the Bush Intercontinental Airport in 2011 while he waited for a ride home.

The pummeling, without provocation, resulted in a brain injury that forced him to drop out of the military academy, the suit alleges.

Geoffrey Bracken, a lawyer for LaBelle, told jurors King threw the first punch and hurled racial insults at LaBelle.