The Internet has already arranged a marriage for Blue Ivy Carter and the Kimye baby
Just as Illuminati prophecy foretold, on the 30th of December of 2012, Kanye West—aka Yeezy aka Ye aka The Louis Vuitton Don—bellowed from an Atlantic City stage that Kim Kardashian is with child. The romantic that he is, he did so by asking the crowd to, "make noise for [his] baby mama" and called Kardashian "The Most Amazing Thing."
As is customary under such circumstances, the Internet responded by immediately arranging a marriage between Blue Ivy Carter and the forthcoming spawn of Kimye. It doesn't appear that the Internet hath hammered out an exact dowry, but two Lambos and a yacht sounds appropriate.
Also, for what it's worth, by Monday morning, you could already follow the Kimye baby on Twitter.