North Korean archeologists definitely didn't find a unicorn lair

Thanks to a translation snafu, an original report indicated that a group of North Korean archeologists had discovered a unicorn lair (it wasn't near Candy Mountain). Ridiculous, right? Yeah, as it turns out, they say they only found the "nest of a beast with a dragon's head, a deer's body, the tail of a cow, hooves and a mane." Apparently the Kim Jong-Un propaganda machine is harolding the discovery as proof that proves that Pyongyang was the capital city of Ancient Korea and the Koguryo Kingdom. Let that fester in your brain for too long and it's sure to explode. Just be careful, because they'll shun the non-believers and maybe take their kidneys, too. [Gizmodo]