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Rebecca Black-style Thanksgiving song is here to ruin your holiday

    by Mike Bertha, Philly.com
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Hope you miss Rebecca Black and love terrible holiday music because Nicole Westbrook has a Thanksgiving-themed music video that you're morally obligated to watch once a day until November 23rd. Rules is rules, you guys. Make sure to watch the whole thing, otherwise you'll miss the killer rap-sing verse at the end:

"Yo, it's Thanksgivin'-givin' and I'm tryna be forgivin'. Nothin' is forbidden." Something, something, something. "I gotta give thanks to you, and you, and you. Can't be hateful, gotta be grateful. Gotta be grateful, can't be hateful. Mashed potatoes on my, on my table."

The video raises a lot of questions. Why does her shirt say "DANCE UNTIL DAWN" when her bedtime is 9 p.m.? Why is there a grown man (with tattoo sleeves) dressed as a turkey? Why is a tween left to cook a Thanksgiving dinner unsupervised? What is this ARK Music Factory's obsession with calendars? And, finally, can it be December 21, 2012 yet?