Dan Gross: Er, Lou, that's not Seth

SPORTSCASTER

Lou Tilley

introduced District Attorney

Seth Williams

to speak Friday at a Ritz-Carlton event kicking off the Philadelphia Soul/Greater Media Radio's Stand Up campaign against child sexual abuse.

As the event ended, Tilley went over to shake Williams' hand and compliment the speech, only it wasn't Williams, but a member of his security detail, whom Tilley had mistaken for the district attorney.

Tilley, who works on the "Propper Hockey" Flyers show and will broadcast Soul games on WMCN-TV, laughed when we called him about the mix-up yesterday. "I think they were wearing almost exactly the same suit, and I had never met Seth. I didn't get a chance to talk to him before the event," Tilley explained.

"I said, 'Hey, thanks for coming,' and went on and on, and he kept trying to interrupt me, and finally I let him. He told me he wasn't the district attorney and I realized I was making a fool of myself.

"I wanted to backtrack and find the real Seth and tell him the story but I got distracted," said Tilley.

D.A. spokeswoman Tasha Jamerson said yesterday of the mix-up, which the security officer made sure to convey to Williams right away, "They just thought it was funny."

Tilley handles all video production for the Soul through his company, Lou Tilley Media Enterprises. He's gearing up for the season opener in New Orleans on March 18.

The Stand Up Radio Rally consists of Greater Media Philadelphia stations including 102.9 WMGK, 93.3 WMMR, 97.5 The Fanatic and 95.7 BEN-FM.

Visit philadelphiasoul.com/ standup for more info on the sexual-abuse campaign.

Brian Westbrook

has signed on with 97.5 The Fanatic to provide on-air football analysis year-round. The fan-favorite former Eagles running back will be heavily involved with the station's coverage of the NFL draft and training camp.

Phillies shortstop

Jimmy Rollins

and his wife,

Johari Smith Rollins

, who is pregnant with the couple's first child, are hosting a scholarship benefit for the Community Scholars Program at Germantown Friends School. Johari's a GFS graduate. Another GFS grad,

Jesse Biddle

, a pitcher in the Phils' farm system, will also attend the event at Citizens Bank Park. For info: germantown

friends.org.

Actor

John Canada Terrell

, who has been in several

Spike Lee

films, stars in "Once Upon A Hood," a play written and directed by

Marilyn Brewington

and

Wallace Little

, at 2 and 7 p.m. Saturday at the Master Street Theater Co. in the Calvin Presbyterian Church (5931 Master).

It's about a gang leader and drug dealer seeking to better himself.

The play benefits Calvin's program for ex-offenders, FIRE (From Incarceration to Re-Entry). Tickets are $20 at the door.

Wynnefield-native "Precious" director

Lee Daniels

will appear online at GhettoFilm.org at 6 tonight leading a discussion for the Ghetto Film School on getting to the core of a story. The school features online discussions with filmmakers that are watched by directors worldwide.