Who said this lovely sentence?: "To go that low and be that immature and that completely unevolved and that stupid - in my face, really? . . . You must feel safe where you live."
If you guessed Charlie Sheen talking about Two and a Half Men boss Chuck Lorre - you win!
Why the ire? Because of the vanity card Lorre showed after the series' final episode: "I know a lot of you might be disappointed that you didn't get to see Charlie Sheen in tonight's finale. For the record, he was offered a role . . . [at the end] we would drop a piano on him. We thought it was funny. He didn't." Well, that seems clear.
Shania Twain tells Watch What Happens Live's Andy Cohen that "I wish I'd never met" a certain former best friend. That would be Marie-Anne Thiébaud, said to have had a 2011 affair with Twain's now-discarded hub, Mutt Lange. Twain says she's good now. Her farewell tour will do just the hits.
Pharrell Williams and Robin Thicke say they'll appeal the "Blurred Lines" court decision that went against them, to the sour tune of $7.3 million. . . . All five surviving guys of Monty Python's Flying Circus - Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam, John Cleese, Terry Jones, and Eric Idle - will be at a 40th anniversary showing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail at the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC in April. . . . Bruce Jenner has halted, for now, that docu-series on his change lady-ward. . . . Super-pretty supermodel Bar Refaeli is engaged to boyfriend Adi Ezra. . . . Remember how Kristin Scott Thomas said last year she was quitting flicks? Well, whew, she changed her mind. She's in the upcoming Suite Française.
- Compiled by Inquirer Staff