Bourtney update

Reports that Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian are playing doctor are spreading like a pop-cultural STD.

"He has had a huge ego boost from hooking up with Kourt. It's been going on for a few months," Anonymous Source tells People. "He is used to being swooned by young girls that have nothing else going on. Kourt is a hot mom with a career."

Um, no comment.

Keke Palmer's rules

Keke Palmer's steamy, lesbian-theme "I Don't Belong to You" music vid was not a coming-out statement, the singer and Scream Queen actor says.

"The video was to represent the young woman today . . . and not the specifics of 'Am I gay? Am I straight? Am I bi?' " she tells People.

She refuses all labels: "I'm making the rules for myself."

Gossip petits fours

In Touch Weekly says Beyoncé may sue her dad and former manager, Mathew Knowles, for control of the Destiny's Child brand. . . . Apparently a new Star Wars movie has been released. . . . Netflix will post its Full House reboot, Fuller House, on Feb. 26. . . . TMZ says a man obsessed by all things Kardashian (aren't we all?) was arrested after entering Kris Jenner's house by posing as part of a crew putting up holiday decorations.

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