Sideshow: Wonder kids

Stevie Wonder

's still got it, yo!

We're not talking hit-making power.

We're talking baby-making power!

The National Enquirer claims Stevie, 64, has just learned his beloved, Tomeeka Robyn Bracy, all of 25, is expecting triplets. Whoa.

Which, by several accounts, is what Stevie said, or moaned, when he first learned the news.

Oh, there's more. The Enquirer says the industrious Wonder and Ms. Bracy created a baby last year in secret and are now raising the child together at her place in Los Angeles.

All the websites are saying, cheerfully, "Congratulations, Stevie!" and so do we.

But we wish to point out this makes eight children now for the fabulous genius musician. There's the secret L.A. baby, if s/he exists (no confirmation yet). Then, with Yolanda Simmons, he has daughter Aisha Morris - the Aisha of "Isn't She Lovely?" - and son Keita Morris; with Monica McCulley, he fathered son Mumtaz Morris. He also has son Kwame and daughter Sophia by other people not publically identified. Stevie has been married to Kai Millard Morris since 2002 and filed for divorce in 2012; they have two sons together, Kailand and Mandla. When Ms. Bracy completes the trifecta, that will make 11 children. Seems Stevie will be singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday" quite a bit.