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Horoscopes: Monday, November 28, 2016

ARIES (March 21-April 19). If you're not into it, don't do it. If you have to do it, then try to change the way you think about it. Make it about the action, not about the outcome.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). If you're not into it, don't do it. If you have to do it, then try to change the way you think about it. Make it about the action, not about the outcome.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Get what you want from a place, and then get out. This is how your gypsy spirit will find satisfaction. Keep it moving along; this is freedom - or something like it.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You'd like to believe that there are a "wise few," yet the group often gets together and behaves otherwise. Real leadership is needed here. Are you up to it?

CANCER (June 22-July 22). Many forces of destruction are captivating, seductive and beautiful. This is why you should beware of anything that crosses your path today that falls into those categories.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Mark Twain's advice was to eat what you like and let the food fight it out on the inside. However, today, good digestion will be a secret key to your success. Don't leave it to chance.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). It's mighty fine when the game is good enough on its own, but that won't always be the case. When it's not, you have to be the fun. What you bring to the table will make the intolerable thing tolerable.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Your ability to suspend disbelief helps you enjoy stories that are crafted for your entertainment. But when the story is supposed to be true, no good can come from ignoring the glaring discrepancies. Get to the bottom of it.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You'll learn from a failed test. It's better to fail early and cheaply. Don't be afraid to mess it up in order to see the boundaries of what you're dealing with. Apply that to create a winning strategy.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). What is making it hard for you to deliver the result you and the others expect? The answer to this simple question, applied well, could lift your mood by 10 points.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You'll seldom find meaning in a cake, unless it's the pink and green cake that's melting in the rain in MacArthur Park. Meaning is usually found in annoying and unsatisfactory things.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Life gets bigger when you're braver. Life on the small scale is no better than an outsize life; it's a matter of personal preference. Be sure that you're choosing it and not merely reacting to it.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Gather more information and put off judgment for as long as possible. Maybe this one is not up to you to figure out, and in that case, you're free to apply yourself in better places.

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (Nov. 28). You will listen to intuition and follow your instincts, which, over the next three months, will reward you in both material and immaterial ways. What you pay forward will change someone's life in January. April will give you relief from what's been a long process. June and July bring the romance. Aquarius and Capricorn adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 3, 40, 2, 22 and 18.