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Horoscope: March 16

Aries (March 21-April 19). This age-old business dictum will apply to you today: Sell them what they want; give them what they need. Also, note that it's your attitude and not your skill level that will make a difference in your income.

Taurus (April 20-May 20). You are capable of being fiendishly clever but will use your powers for good. Mostly you see the value of charming a certain someone, and this person is ready for your best moves.

Gemini (May 21-June 21). With those you love, there is a kind of "logic-free" zone today. You're willing to extend your grace to include the things they say that don't make total sense, as much of it won't.

Cancer (June 22-July 22). What's required is a perspective shift toward the lighter side. It's a game, and you'll go out there and win the game once you've approached it for the game it is.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). They might not like your ideas today, and that's nothing to take personally, though it might bug you only because you know how right you really are. Approach again and tell them, "Let's rework it."

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). What you want to do has been done before and to great effect, and so all yo have to do is tell your people how well it went. Describe in detail the wonderful future that awaits.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The actions of the day bring both intended and unintended consequences. The less you try to control it the better. Grace will land you in interesting circumstances.

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You have a tendency to overlook that which you know very well. You need good friends around you who will point out the qualities they admire in you, which are likely the ones you are blind to now.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). The tendency under this sky will be to stew and obsess on things. There may be an intellectual or comic benefit of doing so, but that doesn't make it healthy.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Egyptian pharaohs weren't the only people to bury themselves with their belongings as if it were possible to take it with them. Your realization that it's all borrowed stuff will guide your choices today.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). It's no use holding a mental seance for something you know is safely, patently gone. For you, this message is a reminder, but for the one is obsessing about you, it's a directive.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). For a while now, you've wanted to create some art. It's not a matter of getting a chance; it's a matter of seeing the chance. Try making quick things out of the sources available to you in any moment.

Today's Birthday (March 16). You set your expectations of this year accordingly and find joy and satisfaction in many experiences. You have a gift for bringing people together to celebrate or make a difference in the world, and you'll earn a role as a go-to social planner. April brings a windfall; June, a romantic surprise. Aquarius and Sagittarius people adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 2, 24, 31, 29 and 50.