TO SOLOMON Jones:

My man, you've done it again! The only reason I even bother to get up on Saturdays is your column. The latest was especially funny because it brought back memories of me being the "pesky brother." I have three sisters and made it my life's mission to irk or ruin all three of their lives.

Let's just say my mission is incomplete, but gladly so! We all turned out loving and adoring (to an extent) one another I understand what you, Miss LaVeta and, especially, Eva are going through. I hope he doesn't shave her eyebrows or run her feet over with the vacuum cleaner, like someone I know did.

Mustafa Sulaiman, Secane