Every once in a while the universe arranges itself to make you look smarter than you are. Lucky me, I am having such a moment now.
Last month, when NBC News anchor Brian Williams' career imploded as he was caught in a high-profile, self-aggrandizing lie, I suggested in this space that there would be much less angst or fallout if someone from Fox "News" was caught lying.
Enter, Bill O'Reilly.
Shortly after I wrote that, the liberal Mother Jones magazine ran a story questioning his claim to have been in the combat zone in the Falkland Islands while covering that war for CBS. From his Fox podium, O'Reilly dismissed Mother Jones as the "bottom rung of journalism in America," which was gushing praise next to his takedown of reporter David Corn, a "liar," an "irresponsible guttersnipe," a "far-left zealot," and "dumb."
Since then, however, other news organizations have reported other instances of questionable assertions on O'Reilly's part.
For instance, he has long said he was outside the home of a figure in the John F. Kennedy assassination and heard the shot when the man killed himself. That suicide happened in Palm Beach. Former colleagues say O'Reilly was in Dallas that day.
He has claimed he was "attacked by protesters" while covering the 1992 Los Angeles riots for Inside Edition. Former colleagues say he is exaggerating an incident where an angry man took a piece of rubble to a camera.
O'Reilly has said he witnessed the execution of a group of American nuns in El Salvador. That happened in 1980. O'Reilly apparently did not reach El Salvador until 1981.
For one falsehood, Williams received a six-month suspension without pay. For a handful of apparent falsehoods, O'Reilly has received unstinting support from his bosses at Fox.
This rather neatly makes the point I sought to make a month ago. Namely, that Fox - the window-dressing presence of a few bona fide reporters notwithstanding - is not a real news-gathering organization but, rather, the propaganda arm of an extreme right wing that grows ever more cultlike and detached from reality as time goes by. Fox is a belief system, not a news network. Exhibit A is the fact that O'Reilly is not fighting for his professional life.
To anticipate what his believers will say in his defense: Yes, he is a pundit and yes, pundits are entitled to their opinions. But that does not release them from the obligation to be factual.
It is telling that Fox recently responded to sharp questions about all this from MSNBC's Rachel Maddow by sending her a statement noting that O'Reilly's ratings are up despite the controversy. To act as if ratings answer, or even address, questions of credibility is to express contempt for the very notion of credibility. It suggests Fox's full-body embrace of the old saying, often attributed to Barnum, about the birthrate of suckers.
But why shouldn't Fox be sanguine? People who mistake it for a news outlet will never hold it accountable for failing to be one, because news is not really what it promises them, nor what they seek. Rather, what it promises and what they seek is an alternate reality wherein birthers make sensible arguments, death panels are real, Trayvon was the thug, Sarah Palin is a misunderstood genius, and all your inchoate fears of the looming Other are given intellectual cover so they no longer look like the scaredy-cat bigotry they are.
It gives its viewers what they need. It tells them what they want to hear.
Because it does and because that's all they ask, O'Reilly's troubles will soon very likely blow away. Yes, he is apparently a serial fabulist. And yes, that would disqualify you from most newsrooms.
But this is Fox.