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Chip Kelly spoke to the media at the NFL coaches breakfast on Wednesday, and dropped a couple of useful nuggets of information (like the fact he didn't want to give up Nick Foles in the Sam Bradford trade). But on the question at the top of everyone's list - Marcus Mariota - Chip kept hiding behind his poker face, only noting that he's philosophically opposed to mortgaging the future for a single player… hypothetically.

There's definitely a divide forming among fans and experts about Chip's move this offseason (New York Daily News columnist Manish Mehta can't decide if he's an evil genius or a clueless buffoon). So what advice do you think someone like Andy Reid, who has first-hand experience dealing with an angry Philly media, would offer Chip?

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