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So it's official - the Eagles have signed former Cowboy Miles Austin, bolstering Chip Kelly's depleted wide receiver corps with yet another injury-prone player (the seven players acquired since the start of free agency missed an average of 9 games).
So what do you think of the signing?
Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Sunday.