Watching the Sixers and Flyers stink up the joint over the last week, I had a terrible realization: Once the Eagles' season is over, Philly fans are in for a desolate spring and summer. So what do Phillies fans, who root for a team not expected to be any good until "around 2017, 2018," think of all this?
Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Sunday.