DeSean Jackson cartoon caption contest winners

On Monday I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new DeSean cartoon. Congrats to RedPhanatic, who came up with the winning caption, posted above.

Here are the runner-ups:

"It must have been just a dream, doc. How else do you explain the part where the Sixers won a game?" – TwoInTheFirst

"It feels like seeing my whiny mother-in-law driving off a cliff with my brand new Mercedes. I don't know if I'm upset or happy." – 2:01TimeOut

"You're going to have to do better than "you're a masochist." I'm an Eagles fan - it's assumed."  – Slinger