Or, trying to size up some of the usual suspects at the Masters:
Tiger Woods (3-1): What, you were expecting maybe Rory McIlroy?
Phil Mickelson (10-1): Absolutely knows how to get it done here.
Rory McIlroy (12-1): Seems a little off form. Or maybe even a lot.
Justin Rose (15-1): Is ranked third in world.
Luke Donald (18-1): Is ranked fourth, yet doesn't seem to have done much lately. Finished third in 2005.
Louis Oosthuizen (20-1): Could have easily won a green jacket last April.
Brandt Snedecker (22-1): Can putt, did tie for third in 2008 and is ranked fifth.
Adam Scott (25-1): No Aussie has ever won. Came close 2 years ago. Should have won British Open last July.
Lee Westwood (28-1): Been off radar, was runner-up in 2010.
Bubba Watson (30-1): Only three repeaters were Jack Nicklaus, Nick Faldo and Woods.
Dustin Johnson (32-1): Has the length, has blown other majors before.
Ernie Els (35-1): Usually plays well here, was second in 2000 and '04.
Matt Kuchar (37-1): Has been playing better in majors of late.
Keegan Bradley (40-1): 2011 PGA champ was 27th in last year's Masters debut.
Graeme McDowell (45-1): Bulldog's game probably better suited for other majors.
FIVE MORE TO PONDER: Jason Day, Hunter Mahan, Steve Stricker, Charl Schwartzel and Ian Poulter.
THE DREADED PICK: It's hard not to like Tiger. But we've been there before. If he's on he'll be almost impossible to beat. But I'll throw out three other names, just in case. How about Justin Rose, Brandt Snedecker or Dustin Johnson? Take your pick. Since South Africans have won two of last five and almost got another last year, maybe Els has one more in him. Or not. I've got Phil in a yearlong pool so he has zero shot. Tiger will probably win by a hundred and be a 1-3 favorite at Merion.