IT'S DECEMBER. Which means the Eagles are winning, the Cowboys are choking and Brett Favre is throwing interceptions. It also means that Delaware Dan's picks have been so awful, Delaware Park was considering naming him employee of the month.

Today's picks are based on the advice of the guy behind the deli counter at the Ardmore Market. Call him Delaware Deli.

* A $50 parlay of the Jaguars minus 3 1/2, the Ravens minus 13 1/2 and the Jets minus 3 1/2.

* A $20 teaser of Jags plus 2 1/2, Ravens minus 7 1/2, Jets plus 2 1/2, Eagles plus 6 1/2, Packers plus 2 1/2.

Last week: Lost $70.

Bankroll: $412.