In literature, you can't spell classic without ass

Tattle is ashamed that we didn't think of this idea first. British e-publisher Clandestine Classics is releasing sexed-up editions of Sherlock Holmes, Pride and Prejudice and other classics, with erotic passages woven into the traditional texts. That means Mr. Darcy "buried inside the depths" of Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice, and Dr. Watson declared his "joy of knowing other men."