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Trump: Over 4.4 billion offended

Donald Trump thinks that it's disgusting that women have to use the bathroom. I can't even.

In case you missed it, Donald Trump lost the vote of any woman who uses the bathroom last night -- which by my count would be pretty much...all of them:

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. -- Donald Trump used vulgar language as he attacked Hillary Clinton during a rally on Monday night, saying her use of the restroom at the last Democratic debate was "too disgusting" to talk about and that in 2008 she got "schlonged" by Barack Obama when he defeated her in the Democratic primary.

Standing before a crowd of 7,500, Trump recounted how Clinton was seconds late to the Democratic debate stage on Saturday night following a commercial break. Trump asked the crowd four times where Clinton had gone.

"I know where she went -- it's disgusting, I don't want to talk about it," Trump said, screwing up his face, as the crowd laughed and cheered. "No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it, it's disgusting."

Later in the night, Trump told the crowd that he could not picture Clinton as president because she never wins at anything. He then brought up the 2008 Democratic primary, which Clinton lost to Barack Obama. "She was favored to win, and she got schlonged," Trump said, turning a vulgar noun for a large penis into a verb.

Jeb Bush said the other night that Trump can't insult his way to the White House. Perhaps. He has, after all, pretty much insulted every woman on the planet, or some 3.6 billion females. Add all the male Muslims (800 million) and male Mexicans for good measure, and you're well over 4.4 billion. The only people Trump hasn't offended yet, for sure, is older white American males. In the 2016 GOP primaries, what else do you need?