"I'm for Mitt Romney," [George W.] Bush told ABC News this morning as the doors of an elevator closed on him, after he gave a speech on human rights a block from his old home — the White House.

I'm trying to figure out which is more ridiculous and ironic: An elevator door closing on Bush while he's trying to endorse Romney or the fact that someone actually asked Bush to give a speech on human rights. I'm leaning heavily toward the latter.