Bravo, Mr. 40-Inch-TV Thief
Clifford Jenifer, of Claymont, Del., allegedly boosted a 40-inch Samsung television from the Eddystone Wal-Mart. Which is kind of impressive.
I'm back from vacation and have a confession to make: When I was in elementary school, I stole a large Super Soaker water gun by removing it from the box and stuffing it in my school bag. Then I bought some Tic Tacs on the way out so I didn't look suspicious.
But I don't feel too bad about that anymore. Because this guy allegedly boosted a 40-inch Samsung from the Eddystone Wal-Mart! Clifford Jenifer, of Claymont, Del., was busted after readers of the Delaware County Daily Times recognized him and called authorities, the paper reports today.
I'm sorry, but stealing a TV of that size is kind of impressive, isn't it? Except I never got caught. Mr. Jenifer did. Despite the camo jacket.