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Kanye lists 7 fashion faux-pas

Watch out, urban dwellers of America! Kanye West is watching and critiquing your style.

Watch out, urban dwellers across America! Kanye West is watching and critiquing your style.

After his January twitter tirade and the onset of a new relationship, West seemed to have put his days involving epic rants, both on-and-off-stage, behind him. However, who knew that all it took to unleash his inner fury was khakis, hoodies and sideburns?

On Saturday, while hoards of people drunkenly marched their way through block parties and bars in sombreros to celebrate Cinco de Mayo (which if I hear someone say is "Mexico's Independence Day" one more time, I will scream), and others adorned seersucker ties and crazy hats for Derby Day, Kanye West sat in a car, observed the scene on the streets, and delivered the following tweets:

"Just driving through the city and I see a few thing I hate...

I hate button up shirts with hoodies

I hate hoodies with sport coats

I hate sport coats with button up shirts, jeans and dress shoes

I hate khaki trench coats with jeans and off brand work out sneakers

I hate khaki cargo shorts

I Hate big ass striped scarves

I hate long ass sideburns with the line up RnB beard

...all this in 5 blocks"

- @kanyewest

Typical Kanye- always the fashion critic who hates fashion critics, although we're not denying the list of seven, namely khaki cargo shorts. Since he's controversial, West rounded up the usual re-tweets and replies of adoration and naturally, extreme hatred. We found the following reply among the flood of @kanyewest responses particularly amusing:

@kanyewest ...yeah well, we all hate your new "girlfriend" (Officially A Yuppie ‏ @yuppieblog)

We give it a another three months before Yeezy delivers yet another twitter rant. Could the subject by then be @kimkardashian?