Readers either loved or hated my Sunday column and earlier blog post about President Obama's evolutionary affirmation of same-sex marriage.

Roughly two-thirds of the 50 emails, voicemails, online posts and Facebook comments were favorable.

Let's start there, shall we?

"That was a beautiful column," a caller (my favorite) messaged.

"Another terrific column," a terrific fan wrote.

"Bravo," cheered another.

Thanks, everybody!

Or not quite everybody…

"What's next? Marriage to a pet?"

(Yeah, that'll happen).

"Spare us your laments."

(Not much chance of that, either).

"I feel sorry for you."

(No need for that, my friend).