Roughly two-thirds of the 50 emails, voicemails, online posts and Facebook comments were favorable.
Let's start there, shall we?
"That was a beautiful column," a caller (my favorite) messaged.
"Another terrific column," a terrific fan wrote.
"Bravo," cheered another.
Or not quite everybody…
"What's next? Marriage to a pet?"
(Yeah, that'll happen).
"Spare us your laments."
(Not much chance of that, either).
"I feel sorry for you."
(No need for that, my friend).