Selfishly, I filed Sunday's column early today to maximize my real-time reading of the massive Sarah Palin email blast.
What, you aren't spending this lovely afternoon poring over 24,000 gripes and grievances by the foxiest VP candidate since Adlai Stevenson?
(Lord, if you are listening, please compile this electronic enlightenment into a book I can take to the beach.)
It's early, but already digging one exchange concerning a super-important matter of state occupying the Alaska governor's brain in 2008: Palin's desire to install a tanning bed in the Governor's House.
Here is the e-mail from the house manager to the woman who could have been one heartbeat away from the presidency:
-- Monica Yant Kinney