In Canada, their football is measured in meters, and their healthcare is free. Sure, your eyeballs will freeze, fall out of your head, and shatter on the ground in a Manitoba winter, but what Canada doesn't have in survivable winter temperatures, they make up for in drinking games.

Here is Alcohockey. It is air hockey meets beer pong.

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Which is a great idea, unless, of course, you've been doing it for years.

@Deadspin @2xAught7 It always was.