Lenny Dykstra has made a confession.
At this point, this barely qualifies as groundbreaking, but this isn't about steroids or a $31 million debt or embezzling or grand theft or any of the litany of negative stories that have come out about the former Phillies center fielder.
Dykstra admitted while being interviewed, with no provocation, that he used half a million dollars to hire a private investigation team to get dirt on umpires, including extramarital affairs and gambling, that he would then use to shrink his personal strike zone.
"It wasn't a coincidence I led the league in walks the next few years, was it?" he asks a flabbergasted Colin Cowherd.