- Last night's massively unwatched Thursday Night Footbal matchup of the plummetingTexans and the already at the bottom Jaguars, somebody hit the "zombie button" on Matt Schaub's helmet.

- And the "hot" Jaguars actually won 27-20, making this the happiest coach's face in Jacksonville in years.

- What the hell is wrong with Darren Rovell?

Rearrange the letters in MANDELA and you have LEAD MAN #RIP #Leadership

- After several days of deals, the first deal did not happen - Seattle does not seem to be the landing spot for Robinson Cano, and it's all Jay-Z's fault, just like we predicted would happen five years ago.

- Or... doesn't it?!?

Source: Talks between Cano, #Mariners still alive.

- Tim McCarver has enjoyed his month or so of retirement so much that he is going tonot do it anymore and be a color commentator for the Cardinals.

- That Auburn win over Alabama will now live on through the immortality offered by novelty t-shirts.