One local entertainer should win an Academy Award for pretending as though he's not totally getting off on some recent press about his new relationship. The same fella used to put his last girlfriend and some of his friends up to trying to get him coverage, all the while pretending he's too cool for school. The new act could be inspired by his new lady, far more famous than he, who's been burned by the press before. Maybe it's chivalry, or maybe he's just a dick.