My guess is that the majority of you will have no interest in this post. Apologies in advance to you. For the rest of you, I present...

Eagles anagrams!

In case you're unfamiliar, an anagram is the result of rearranging the letters of a word or phrase to produce a new word or phrase, using all the original letters exactly once.

Without further ado...

"Clam scene, yo."

- LeSean McCoy

"Raw Bronco Inn"

- Connor Barwin

"Ex elf crotch"

- Fletcher Cox

"Dander thermos"

- Todd Herremans

"Jack eel, son."

- Jason Kelce

"Dark ninny boob"

- Brandon Boykin

"Lick my nerd shack"

- Mychal Kendricks

"Jar pee snots"

- Jason Peters

"Sick Felon"

- Nick Foles

"To Red Crotch Inn"

- Cedric Thornton

"Elderly brat chef"

- Bradley Fletcher

"Shat via men"

- Evan Mathis

"Danish moon jars"

- Damaris Johnson

"Emu nacho meal"

- Emmanuel Acho

"Crap gunk itch"

- Patrick Chung

"Meaty swatches"

- Casey Matthews

"Mr. Redhead Snot"

- Todd Herremans

"My skin held crack"

- Mychal Kendricks

"Fall, ref. Ow."

- Earl Wolff

"Claim a swirly"

- Cary Williams

Journalizin'