Craigslist might be the scariest place on the Internet. The site is one-stop shopping for all of your creepy stalker fiction (Missed Connections), foot fetish personal ads (Casual Encounters), and sexually inappropriate roommate propositions (Housing). But, damn is it isn't filled to the brim with random awesomeness like zombie killing cars and this listing for two real-life unicorns.
Seriously, someone is trying to sell unicorns and unicorn eggs on Craigslist.
2 Unicorns for Sale - $930000 (Hartford)
We are selling 2 purebred unicorns. Male is 3 years old named Pagasus. Female is 5 years old and named Daisy. Price of $930,000 USD is per unicorn.
Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home.
We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE
We also offer unicorn eggs for purchase.
When purchasing unicorns, remember that it's vital for you to verify that the magnificent creatures have not had their livers removed for sale on the unicorn organ black market. Also, be sure to register your unicorns with the Pennsylvania State Wildlife Commission. The more you know... [h/t Uproxx]