Semi-Pro **

(New Line Home Video, '08) $28.98. A one-hit-wonder takes the earnings from his "Love Me Sexy" song to become owner, coach and star player of his own ABA team. With Will Ferrell, Jackie Earle Haley, Woody Harrelson and Patti LaBelle.

R

(profanity, sex, drug humor)

Diva ***

(Lionsgate, '81) $26.98. 117 mins. Bootleggers and corrupt cops are after a postal carrier who has illegal and incriminating tapes in his possession. With Raymond Aquilon, Roland Bertin and Richard Bohringer.

No MPAA rating

(violence, nudity, profanity, adult themes)

The Eye **1/2

(Lions Gate, '08) $29.95. 97 mins. An operation restores the sight of a blind violinist and also provides a view into the spooky world of ghosts. With Jessica Alba, Danny Mora and Parker Posey.

PG-13

(adult themes, ghost scares) (CC)

Meet the Spartans *

(20th Century Fox, '08) $29.99. 84 mins. Yo, Adrian, the creators of

Epic Movie

aren't just spoofing

300

and Paris Hilton, but me,

Rocky Balboa.

With Diedrich Bader, Ken Davitian and Kevin Sorbo.

PG-13

(crude and sexual content throughout, language, some comic violence)

Stars: **** Excellent; *** Good; ** Fair; * Poor. Videos without stars were not reviewed by The Inquirer. MPAA ratings: Motion Picture Association of America ratings are included for titles that received them. If the title was reviewed by The Inquirer, further parental warnings (violence, nudity, etc.) are included. (CC): Closed-captioned.

- Compiled by Lloylita Prout