Los Angeles cops tell TMZ that

Mad Men

beauty

January Jones

crashed her Range Rover into three parked cars early Friday morning, then fled the scene on foot, saying "I can't deal with this commotion." Jones told cops she lost control of her car after a gaggle of aggressive paparazzi followed her.

An anon source tells gossip site Hollyscoop.com that Jones "smelled like a brewery" when she exited her car.

Police said they had not arrested Jones, but were investigating the crash.

Christina: I'm so risque

Pop star

Christina Aguilera

says that when she gets all sexed up in her designer-trash outfits, she's not just looking to please menfolk. "Men don't have the right to own our sexuality," CA, 29, tells Britain's Company mag.

"If I want to be sexual, it's for my own appreciation. . . . That's why I like to talk about the fact that sometimes I am attracted to women." That girl is way liberated.

Lady Gaga-Seinfeld affair

No, not

that

kind of affair!

Thursday night Lady Gaga raised a fuss - and issued a plethora of lewd gestures - about being seated too close to the paparazzi at a New York Mets-San Diego Padres game at Citi Field in Queens. So she was moved to an unoccupied set of box seats - where she stripped down to a bra and made out with a woman.

Turns out the seats belong to supercomic Jerry Seinfeld.

Yesterday, a Mets rep apologized to Jerry for involving him in the Gaga ruckus.

"We deeply regret that Jerry Seinfeld has been associated with this matter and have apologized to him," the rep said to RadarOnline.

Does Jerry even care?

Tidbits 'n' pieces

"It was one of the best moments of my life." So says

Black Eyed Peas

babe

Fergie

about meeting

Nelson Mandela

. The band is in South Africa for the World Cup. Fergie, 35, said that the 91-year-old Mandela flirted with her and she flirted back. . . . London's Daily Mail has published photos of a disturbingly emaciated-looking

Tori Spelling

on a Malibu beach. It's part of a scandalous rumor campaign suggesting the reality star is anorexic. Tori, 37, is incensed. "I was sick for months and had a hard time eating, so I was losing weight," she tells People, suggesting she had swine flu. . . . Variety says

Glee

star

Lea Michele

will voice Dorothy in the animated 3D Oz-flick

Dorothy of Oz

. She joins

Jim Belushi

(the Lion),

Dan Aykroyd

(the Scarecrow), and

Kelsey Grammer

(the Tin Man). . . . Good news for fans of fanged hotties:

Breaking Dawn

, the final chapter of

Stephenie Meyer

's vamp series, will be released as two films

. . . .

Melissa Etheridge

will sing a yet-to-be-named tune at the June 23 finale of Broadway's

Million Dollar Quartet

.

Be a millionaire!

Quiz show

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

will hold auditions Saturday from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. at the Wizard World Philadelphia Comic Con at the Convention Center, 12th and Arch Streets. Info:

» READ MORE: www.millionairetv.com

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