Christina Aguilera isn't dying—well, unless you subscribe to the notion that everybody's dying because it's an inevitable fate for us all (except for sorcerers, duh). Christina Aguilera is not a grandparent. Yet, due to a quirk in Google's complicated search algorithm—and an old gossip piece about Christina Aguilera's family—the singer's face now pops up when anyone does a Google search of "dying grandparent." [h/t Gossip Cop]