Tom's revenge: Myspace comes back from the dead

So, you guys got Myspace or... ? Chances are that you don't have MySpace because you're probably not in seventh grade and it's definitely not 2002. But, the MySpace folks are trying to change that. The social media network is back from the dead and trying to get you to scroll horizontally (um, no thanks?). There's a video that sort of walks you through the new site, which touts music integration as one of its biggest upsides. Reviews have started to trickle in and they're... vaguely positive. The real issue here, though, is that we're watching a video for a new Myspace and not a video for a new Justin Timberlake song. Thanks for nothing, JT.