It's a really slow nonnews day in Tattle when we lead with an item involving .

Huckabee, the diet yo-yo-ing former Arkansas governor who has as much chance to be president as Tattle does, tends not to make our radar.

But he did make the radar of RadarOnline.com.

Huckabee, one of leading morality voices in the GOP, was recently photographed with a prostitute in Carson City, Nev., during a campaign stop.

Huckabee was on his way to the Venetian in Las Vegas for the last Republican debate.

RadarOnline.com has learned that the hooker was "Sable Renae" (probably not her real name) from Dennis Hof's Sagebrush Ranch in Carson City.

Hof is well-known from his ownership of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch featured on HBO's "Cathouse."

"Gov. Huckabee is going to have a heart attack when this picture gets out," Hof told Radar. "I'm sure he had no idea she is a prostitute and I'd bet on it he is against legalized prostitution."

True, but how the heck is a candidate supposed to know who's manipulating his selfie stick? Besides, prostitution is legal in Nevada, so Huckabee had his picture taken with a woman who was doing legitimate work.

In fact, she was doing legitimate work at the time of the meeting.

"She was on a date," Hof said. "She was working when she went to see Gov. Huckabee!"

A Huckabee fundraiser? These women really will do anything.

"The irony is Sable Renae is the one who told her 'date' she wanted to meet Gov. Mike," added Hof. "Believe it or not, she's a conservative prostitute."

So none of that kinky stuff?

Hardly.

Sable Renae has also starred in adult videos like "Way Over 40 No. 2" (as Sable Renne, and this is one of those rare times when the sequel is better than original), "Grateful Grannies" (also as Sable Renne) and one of the many versions of "Horny Grannies Love to F---."

We had to stop reading credits because a meeting had let out.

TATTBITS

USA Today says that San Francisco would like to know if Justin Bieber is sorry.

The City by the Bay is peeved because Bieber, or more likely someone doing the work of Bieber, left his art in San Francisco.

That art was a guerrilla marketing campaign which covered the city's sidewalks with graffiti scrawls promoting Bieber's new album, "Purpose."

And even rain can't wash the "Purpose" spray paint off the streets of San Francisco.

City Attorney Dennis Herrera wrote a letter yesterday to Universal Music Group, calling the Bieber graffiti "visual blight."

"Our sidewalks in San Francisco are not canvasses for corporate advertising, and we have made that clear," added San Francisco Public Works Director Mohammed Nuru.

For what it's worth, Tattle found the album to be audio blight.

* Congratulations to "Game of Thrones."

Torrentfreak.com reports that the season finale was downloaded an estimated 14.4 million times via BitTorrent, decapitating the competition to become the most pirated show of the year.

The second most pirated show this year was "The Walking Dead," followed by "The Big Bang Theory."

Nerds.

* Hollywoodlife.com reports that Khloe Kardashian was dumped by Houston Rocket James Harden over the Christmas holidays.

The good news for Khloe is that there are 30 teams in the NBA.

- Daily News wire servicescontributed to this report.

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