And the 2011 Academy Award for best title goes to . . . "Hobo With A Shotgun."
Pretty good retro poster, too, with an evocative painting of grizzled, hobo-ized Rutger Hauer firing a blast from his sawed-off weapon.
This could end up as the definitive image for B-movie icon Hauer, although he'll always be the "The Hitcher" to me.
"Hobo" doesn't quite rise to the level of B-movie. It lives in the dungeon beneath the crawl space in the basement of the "The Hitcher" - typical sequences involve disembowelment, dismemberment and kids burned up in a school bus.
Canadian director Jason Eisener has made "Hobo" as a neo-"grindhouse" movie, but it's not a funny homage to the genre, like "Machete" and the Rodriguez/Tarantino joint venture "Grindhouse."
It's the real thing, almost a replica, all of the lurid, saturated crudity of a cheaply made exploitation movie of the '70s or perhaps early 1980s - that would explain the costumes of the sadistic villains, apparently modeled after Tom Cruise circa "Risky Business."
Hauer has the title role as the tramp who rides the rails into a hellish little fiefdom run by a sociopathic mobster and his two bloodthirsty sons.
It's a Town With No Name, and no morals, your usual hellscape of pawn shops, hookers, drug addicts, roaming pods of violent gangs, disinterested or corrupt cops.
The hobo, who takes a (paternal) interest in a feisty prostitute (Molly Dunsworth), is moved to clean up the place, so he acquires a shotgun and goes about his vigilante business.
Eisener answers the call of the genre - he makes the movie flagrantly and irresp[onsibly violent. He goes over the top of the top, and that should be enough to keep you glued (especially with an 86-minute run time), but I have to say it began to feel like . . . overkill.
"Hobo" does have a fairly awesome Thunderdome-ish finale featuring a couple of creatively armored motorcycle thugs, a great example of what can be achieved with a little money and a lot of imagination.