Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are conducting the most soulful, fulfilling, maddening, epochal, ballistic - indeed, nukyuler - love affair since Marc Anthony clapped hands on Cleopatra.
It began in the summer of '13, when they danced the night away at a Hamptons charity do.
Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are simply pals. Yes, they are very good friends. But like all cross-gender celeb friends, the mere expression of their friendship has led gossipers - those spiritual hunchbacks who hide in the shadows and plot ugly plots - to make absurd claims.
The rumors began two years ago. Foxx immediately tried to kill them. The rumors "are 100 percent not true," Foxx, 47, told Entertainment Tonight. Yet they persist. Recently, he and Katie, 28, have been spied spending a lot of time at each other's Lalaland domiciles. Surely proof they are serious. Heck, probably engaged! Or already married.
"Jamie and Katie are friends," Anonymous Insider now tells People. "Contrary to those conclusions, they're not about to run off and make some serious commitments."
The battle continues between Amber Rose and the Kardashian gals. Rose, a former exotic dancer, once dated Kim's hub, Kanye West. She was inexplicably upset when Kanye told the world he found her so objectionable that he had to take 30 showers after being with her. (She should have taken it as a compliment!)
Then came a Twitter war between Rose and Kim's sis Khloé.
Now, Rose says she actually admires the Kardashians. "The only reason why these girls have careers is because their older sister [Kim] had a little fun on tape," she says, referring to the sex vid that made Kim famous. "I'm all for a woman making something out of nothing."