MAYBE "bulge-bursting pleasure" is right up Joe Amendola's alley.

Or more likely, Jerry Sandusky's attorney didn't realize what a boneheaded move he made when he cast doubt yesterday on assistant coach Mike McQueary's credibility.

If you believe McQueary, Amendola said during a news conference after Sandusky's preliminary hearing, "I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY."

The number is actually a gay chat line, offering recorded messages for 99 cents a minute or a live guy for $2.99 a minute.

"Welcome to the hottest place for triple-X action," a recording says. "Get ready for bulge-bursting pleasures with horny gay, bi and bi-curious studs."

- Albert Stumm