I WONDER WHO IS feeling more stupid:

* The people who woke up yesterday morning and still believed in Al Gore's global warming hoax?

* The press who calls Caroline "Kennedy" instead of Schlossberg?

* The people who voted for Obama, believing he will just snap his fingers and everything will be fixed?

* The people who were taken by Madoff?

* The Eagles fans who thought Andy would

stay with the running game?

Finally, if athletes get athlete's foot what

do astronauts get? . . . Mistletoe!

Merry Christmas!

Tom Bell,