The rise of a German Europe began in 1914, failed twice, and has now ended with the victory of German power almost a century later. The Europe that Kaiser Wilhelm lost in 1918, and that Adolf Hitler destroyed in 1945, has at last been won by German Chancellor Angela Merkel without the firing of a shot.
Or so it seems from European newspapers, which now refer bitterly to a "Fourth Reich" and arrogant Nazi "Gauleiters" who dictate terms to their European subordinates. Popular cartoons depict Germans with stiff-armed salutes and swastikas, establishing new rules of behavior for supposedly inferior peoples.
Millions of terrified Italians, Spaniards, Greeks, Portuguese, and other Europeans are pouring their savings into German banks at the rate of $15 billion a month. A thumbs-up or thumbs-down from the euro-rich Merkel now determines whether European countries will limp ahead with German-backed loans or default and see their standard of living regress a half-century.
Germany's worried, schizophrenic neighbor France, as so often in the past, alternately lashes out at Britain for abandoning it and fawns on Germany to appease it. The worries of British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and French President François Mitterrand upon German unification in 1989 - that neither a new European Union nor an old NATO could quite rein in German power - have proved true.
How did the grand dream of a "new Europe" end just 20 years later with a German protectorate - especially given the European Union's not-so-subtle goal of diffusing German ambitions through a continentwide superstate?
Not by arms. Britain fights in wars all over the globe, from Libya to Iraq. France has the bomb. But Germany mostly stays within its borders - without a nuke, a single aircraft carrier, or a military base abroad.
Not by handouts. Germany poured almost $2 trillion of its own money into rebuilding an east ruined by communism - without help from others. To drive through southern Europe is to see new freeways, bridges, rail lines, stadiums, and airports financed by German banks or subsidized by the German government.
Not by population. Somehow, 120 million Greeks, Italians, Spaniards, and Portuguese are begging some 80 million Germans to bail them out.
And not because of good fortune. Just 65 years ago, Berlin was flattened, Hamburg incinerated, and Munich a shell - in ways even Athens, Madrid, Lisbon, and Rome were not.
In truth, German character - so admired and feared over some 500 years of European literature and history - led to the present Germanization of Europe. These days, we recoil at terms like "national character," which seem tainted by the nightmares of the past. But no other, politically correct exegesis better explains why Detroit, which was booming in 1945, looks as if it were bombed today, and Berlin, bombed out in 1945, is now booming.
Germans on average worked harder and smarter than their European neighbors - investing rather than consuming, saving rather than spending, and going to bed when others to the south were going to dinner. Recipients of their largesse bitterly complain that German banks lent them money to buy German products in a sort of 21st-century commercial serfdom. True enough, but that doesn't explain why Berlin, not Rome or Madrid, was able to pull off such lucrative mercantilism.
Where does all this lead? Right now, to some great unknowns that terrify most of Europe. Will German industriousness and talent eventually translate into military dominance and cultural chauvinism - as it has in the past? How exactly can an unraveling EU or NATO, now "led from behind" by a disengaged United States, persuade Germany not to translate its overwhelming economic clout into political and military advantage?
Can poor European adolescents really obey their rich German parents? Berlin in essence has now scolded southern Europeans that if they still expect sophisticated medical care, high-tech appurtenances, and plentiful consumer goods - the adornments of a rich American and northern Europe lifestyle - then they have to start behaving in the manner of Germans, who produce such things and subsidize them for others.
In other words, an Athenian may still have his ultramodern airport and subway, a Spaniard may still get a hip replacement, and a Roman may still enjoy his new Mercedes. But not if they still insist on daily siestas, dinner at 9 p.m., retirement in their early 50s, cheating on their taxes, and a de facto 10-to-4 workday.
Behind all the EU's eleventh-hour gobbledygook, Germany's new European order is clear: If you wish to live like a German, then you must work and save like a German. Take it or leave it.