Caption Contest: Talk radio vs. Chip Kelly

After missing the playoffs in Chip Kelly's second year, Eagles fans are understandably bummed about how the season ended. But over on talk radio, the dial is turned up to 11 as hosts engage in suicidal tirades about the future of the franchise.

So what do you think Chip Kelly would say if he were listening?

Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Sunday.

Check out previous winners here.