On Monday, I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new Phillies cartoon. Congrats to Dr_Pizza_MD, who came up with the winning caption, posted above.
Here are the runner-ups:
"So do you want this done alphabetically?" — Stewbaca
"This might go faster if I tell you what I don't want." — daphillymann
"I would like a team that doesn't look as old as you." — dawk4life
And honorable mention goes to TheAnglesofBlood, who came up with this funny but misguided dig: