Phillies Christmas caption contest winner

On Monday, I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new Phillies cartoon. Congrats to Dr_Pizza_MD, who came up with the winning caption, posted above.

Here are the runner-ups:

"So do you want this done alphabetically?" — Stewbaca

"This might go faster if I tell you what I don't want." — daphillymann

"I would like a team that doesn't look as old as you." — dawk4life

And honorable mention goes to TheAnglesofBlood, who came up with this funny but misguided dig:

"Santa, can you please make Rob Tornoe funny?"