Despite Sunday's offensive performance against the Rockies, the Phillies have been asleep at the plate all season. Ben Revere has epitomized this slup, going just 7-32 over his last 10 games, and has just two walks all season.
So do you think the Phillies offense can turn things around?
Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool new Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Friday.