Good afternoon, pals. An enormously significant special election is underway in Alabama, the president is single-handedly keeping the Coca-Cola Company in business, and Carson Wentz, your correspondent's only light in this dark world, tore his ACL. God help us all.
Everything, really! It's always everything in Trump's America, but the Alabama special election today is of particular significance, even in the apocalyptic political climes of 2017. A win for the Democrats means they have a better shot at taking back the Senate and an easier time jamming up the Trumpian agenda (which, in fairness, is doing a decent job at jamming itself up).
Jersey's own Sen. Cory Booker has arguably been on the campaign trail more than Roy Moore has this week. He's been stumping with Moore's Democratic opponent, Doug Jones, in an effort to boost voter turnout in a state with deeply restrictive voting laws that disproportionately affect minorities. Former Sixer great Charles Barkley made a stop, too. (And my colleague Will Bunch was in Alabama this weekend writing about the reckoning the state — and, really, all of us — are facing.)
Moore has been avoiding the trail of late, with the exception of a rally last night at which his wife told supporters Moore couldn't be anti-Semitic because "one of our attorneys is a Jew," and an old Army buddy relayed a charming story about the time he and Moore accidentally ended up at a child brothel in Vietnam. All very normal stuff.
And because all roads eventually lead to Philly, Moore may have been in town last weekend at the Army-Navy game. (If you were there and ran into him, please tell me everything immediately.)
The Hill editor Will Sommer, whose newsletter on right-wing media is an essential read, points to this Daily Caller column as a distillation of Moore's base: voters so angry at liberals that they will do literally anything to spite them, including electing a guy who thinks America was last great when "families were united, even though we had slavery." (Never mind that slavery was literally built on ripping families apart.)
So who knows what's next. Probably more Roy Moores, to be honest. He's not the first candidate for national office accused of serious misconduct and beloved by his party's base and he probably won't be the last, not as long there is a bastion of the GOP again willing to overlook increasingly troubling allegations in the name of winning.