My dad meant well. I know he did.
I was in high school and had a flourishing taste in music. I didn't want much for Christmas but wrote out a list of CDs.
I needed them to upload to my 2007 iPod Classic, so I could then plug that into my car cassette adapter, so I could then blast those tunes in my 2000 Hyundai Elantra while driving to my cashier job at Five Guys. I was aiming for cool.
I gave specific instructions for whenever my dad decided to head to Best Buy, noting the artists and album titles. My dad, someone I love very dearly, is a person who sometimes needs that kind of detail — even though it meant I shouldn't have been surprised on Christmas morning.
Yet, somehow, I still was.
On the list? The 1967 debut solo album "Chelsea Girl" from folk artist Nico.
Under the tree? The 2009 release "Middle Cyclone" by alt-country singer-songwriter Neko Case. Nico and Neko? Close, but…
(My dad gave his support to include this story. "Use me, I'm your dad," he said. "Throw me under the bus.")
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Here are some other stories of surprising gifts from our staff:
"My father had an aunt who was a nun. When I was a teenager, she gave my mother a set of six oversized coffee mugs for Christmas. They were emblazoned with images of animals — cows and bears and elephants — jumbled together. The nun, Aunt Anna, was in her 70s by then and her eyesight wasn't great. But our eyes failed us, too. We used the mugs for a year before one of my mom's friends, having a cup of tea while visiting, pointed out that the animals depicted on the mugs were engaged in an orgy." — Chris Brennan, staff writer
"When I was three years old, my mom took me with her to buy Christmas presents. She bought my dad a watch, and then talked to me about how it would be a surprise and we had to keep it secret and not tell my dad. Very excited to be gift shopping, I nodded along. When we got home, my dad asked if we'd had a good time shopping. I said yes, and then proudly burst out: 'And I'm not even going to tell you that we got you a watch!' I had no idea I'd given away the secret, and on Christmas morning, my dad acted surprised as anyone when he unwrapped it." — Justine McDaniel, staff writer
"In college I got my mother a 'microphone mug' for Christmas. It was a beer mug that had a microphone built into the handle. My mother neither drinks much beer nor does she do karaoke. One of my friends was horrified and insisted I not give my mom that gift. Wisely I took that friend's advice." — Jason Laughlin, staff writer
"When I was about 7 years old my parents took me Christmas shopping, probably Sears or K-Mart, to buy a kid about my age a present. Knowing funds were limited, I picked a plastic clarinet because it was cheap, leaving money left over for my parents to buy me something better. Christmas morning arrives and guess what? I had a plastic clarinet waiting for me under the tree. Let's just say this trick never worked again." — Alejandro Alvarez, online photo editor