April Magolon, the 28-year-old Upper Darby mom who claimed that Donald Duck touched one of her breasts a few years ago, resulting in "severe physical injury," post-traumatic stress disorder and other "permanent" ailments, has settled her lawsuit with Walt Disney Parks and Resorts.

Details of the settlement were not disclosed in court docs. Here's my story about Magolon last year. I left a message for her attorney and Disney's media folks. But I have a feeling that no one will be able to explain this case in a way that will make any sense to me.

In addition to Magolon's alleged digestive problems, cold sweats and other life-altering problems that resulted from her run-in with Mr. Duck, she also claimed that she was force to spend "large sums of money for a ruined vacation." To the best of my knowledge, Donald Duck has not admitted any wrongdoing.